Do I look like a woman?

What? Th'um, nuh-nothing. I- I'll explain it to you when you're a little older.

But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman. This would mean I I'm not really a woman.

Would you like to take this beautiful woman to bed?

Is there a reason a woman might miss her period?

Well, normally, if a woman misses her period, it means she's pregnant.

I'd rather be a woman who can't have periods than a fag.

It's Mr. Garrison! Only it ISN'T Mr. Garrison! He- He's a woman now!

Look at that, I'm peeing sittin' down like a dainty dignified little woman.

Hello, Mr. Slave. Boy have I been busy. A woman's work is never done.

- How can you say that?! You're gay too! - I'm not gay! I'm a woman!

Yeah. My school teacher wanted to be a woman, and you made him into one.

Hey guys! This girl is staying a woman! Who wants to pound my vadge! Girl power!

Sure. You see sometimes a woman wants to be a man. That procedure is called a peniplasty.

Yeah?! Well what kind of woman can't have abortions and bleed out her snatch once a month?!

- You told me you were going to make me into a woman! - I gave you a sex change.

Don't you tell me what I can and can't do with my body! A woman has a right to choose!

You know what? I'm okay. Even though I'm not truly a woman, I think I still like the new me.

My whole life I've been a woman trapped in a man's body. A sex-change operation is my last chance at happiness.

That woman over there was trying to get to her balls which were in the knees of a black child whose father is a dolphin.