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The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Names, numbers. Okay.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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That was definitely not dancing.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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What? I did not do that.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I'm serious. My closet doors will not shut.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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That's not what a hate crime is.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I'm not sure that ever happens. Well, okay.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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because my office still reeks like you would not believe.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Look at me, Phyllis! Oh, what is that? That's my sale!

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Yeah, somebody once did that in my office.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Oh, and I'm not? Why would you say that?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I worked side-by-side with a fellow named Todd Packer.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Hello, yes, I'm looking for a gay nerd named Michael Scott.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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And that's that.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Michael, I gotta get out of here. I can't hold my breath that long.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

4.2s

You know what? I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.9s

We're not doing this today.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.7s

with people not liking you?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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No. I only give my organs to my real friends.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.8s

Yeah, follow my lead.