No, man.

Hey, man, you can come out now.

Hey, man, you know you don't have to move.

The war of man against machine raged on through the early 70s.

And that is where babies come from.

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claws.

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was a creature named Mother.

But the elves came from the red planet, and there was much defecation.

He's, uh... The elfin blood will flow forever for eternity from the elfin graves.

That kinda is different from what I remember being told about, you know, people loving each other and, you know, physics.

Batman!

Arise!

Oh God!

Now you listen directly to me, for I am the ghost of Christmas past, and I have come to show you what Christmas was like.

All right, this was Christmas for little Carl in 1968.

Oh boy, oh boy, I hope this is a new mommy.

Yeah, it's not.

Unwrap it, you little creep.

We got to be at work in an hour.

What is this?