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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.8s

I got the Navigator over there.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.6s

We haven't won a game all season.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.1s

Why don't you ride to the game with Jake when the van gets here?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

I ran into a friend of mine who was getting married at the Bellagio.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

I made a play date for him with one of the kids from the game.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

5.5s

I'm sorry, I'm terminally hung over and I just took a cleat in the groin.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.7s

Like going to a soccer game at 8:00 am on a Saturday?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

Alan, I can't go to a soccer game. I just got home from Vegas.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.4s

up until the poison and the stabbing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.7s

This is the same Gloria who drives the kid van?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

That explains the tuxedo.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2s

Anything for the kids.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.1s

Curvature of the spine.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4.5s

Really? The guy at the tux shop said I looked dashing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.4s

Me, on the other hand,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.6s

Jake, for the last time,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

Put the dead thing down.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

The gateway to Van Nuys.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.8s

I think the next piece of business is to decide on the paper color.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.4s

So you're the infamous Uncle Charlie.