Andy was drunk when he fell in the pit. And it turns out that ann is on birth control pills.

Oh,god. Leslie,the animals know you don't eat the country honeysuckle.

I'm not an animal. My tongue is swelling up. No,no,don't touch--

Hi,this is deputy director of parks and recreation-- Leslie?

And finally,we've got ann perkins and andy dwyer.

Oh,ann. You're so sweet and innocent and pretty.

I'm leslie knope. I'm the deputy director of parks and recreation.

And that's it. Okay?

And she's a bitch.

Mark and I made love once. And it was very intense.

And I fell in and broke my legs. Such a tragedy.

It's one and two. Stay on message and stay on message. Right?

Oh,and right here. At the end. She writes,and I quote,

and she's writing a really bad article and it's gonna destroy us all.

It's pretty and it smells good.

And this is where you meet generally?

But then,ann and andy sandbagged me.

And I was taking the shortcut home,and I thought I saw a toaster lying in the pit.

And she had to get a ride from...

She and mark had sex with each other.