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King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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"Peggy Hill!"

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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Mr. Hill, a celibacy sponsor is like...

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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to the number of sexual partners each of us has had.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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Sorry, but that's the night of the Abstinence Dance.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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Oh, of course. Thanks, Hank.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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that's a lot of chocolate.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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and fans of premarital abstinence.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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With each other, of course.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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No. Of course it doesn't.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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on the linoleum of our first studio apartment.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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I had my share of girlfriends...

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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And things got kind of heavy.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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Will the sponsors of Luanne Platter please step forward?

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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This sort of thing happens every day.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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I spend a lot of time bowling.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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but you should be proud of me.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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The Vandergraffs.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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Mr. and Mrs. Hill, are you willing to be Luanne's virginity sponsors?

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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but I am under a lot of stress.

King of the Hill (1997) - S05E15 Comedy

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I never would have met the love of my life.