Rule number one: Always keep a line.

Listen, I got you some new CDs.

"Looking for that new hot spot to spot that stud?

- Charlie- - Always cool, man.

- K-K-Keeping in mind that you don't get a vote. - Why?

- No, she doesn't! - Of course I get a vote!

You guys are running the hottest gay bar in Philadelphia.

I'm a musical theater actor living in Philadelphia. I didn't think it was that big a secret.

I can't get the goddamn-

'Cause the music you had in the jukebox was a little bit stale.

I have a little bit of a crush, yes. But obsessed? That's a bit of a harsh word.

- You're making a scene. - You're making a scene!

Can I talk to you in back for a second?

Do you want to play? I could get you a game.

I thought you meant, like, a drink at a bar.

Janell Jenkins. She's got a hell of a right hand.

- Can we talk for a second in private? - Yeah. No problem.

Yeah- A-African-Americans.

Oh, a coffee shop.

Paddy's Irish Pub will henceforth remain the hottest gay bar in Philadelphia.