the self-proclaimed liberal member of the family.

to bolster the boy’s self-esteem. -Ten cents gets you nuts.

No, I wasn’t crazy about 13. The acne, self-consciousness, the erections. You okay?

We have a good thing going here, you see? You’ll find that you have much more dignity and self-respect...

On the next Arrested Development—

Bluth Development Company President George Bluth... was arrested tonight for defrauding investors...

Michael. We need Michael.

This is Michael Bluth.

He’s a good man.

For 10 years, he’s worked for his father’s company, waiting to be made a partner.

And right now, he’s happy.

This is Michael’s mother. - Look what they’ve done, Michael.

She isn’t happy.

Look what the homosexuals have done to me.

You can’t just comb that out and reset it?

Currently, she’s upset that her husband’s retirement party...

...is being upstaged by a group of gay protesters.

We’re here! We’re queer! We want to get married on the ocean!

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant...

It just makes me want to set myself on fire.