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American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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- Mom! - Dad!

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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# Oh, boy, it's swell to say #

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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Oh, come on, Francine.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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Don't make me late for church again.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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God pays twice as much attention on Christmas...

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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like the media when a white kid goes missing.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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Sorry. I was putting on my new dress.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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I can't take you to God's house like that.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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I can see your calves.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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You look like a two-dollar whore.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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And keep in mind that the dollar is weak right now.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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So, to wrap up, that's an insult.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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See? At least Roger shows the proper respect...

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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for this holiest of days.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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Oh, I love your religion- for the crazy.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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Virgin birth, water into wine...

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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It's- It's like Harry Potter but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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Huh? Huh? [Laughs]