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The Invention of Lying (2009)

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And I came across a desert, and I fell asleep under a tree, palm tree.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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would stumble across them in the desert after being fired by his crap boss, Anthony,

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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That's so weird I never knew your real name. Doug is good. It suits you.

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Think of the children! Think of the little babies.

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And all of the survivors of the Great Ninja War

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but the thought of being alone the rest of my life

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Of course not.

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Out of the way, fatty!

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Because of the zeroes on the board,

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It's the way of the world, Mark.

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Sort of feeling of self worth if you're... Yeah.

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-Yeah, of course. -So it's kind of a test.

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Well, that was one of the worst experiences of my life.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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-What kind of mansion? -The best mansion you could think of.

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What kind of crime?

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an eternity of nothingness.

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Of course you should.

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Hi. That was the head of the studio.

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and the rest of it just sort of happened on its own.

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Mark: Do not puke in front of an officer of the law.