I'm a heck of a catch, coz, look at it. I live in Slough, in a lovely house...

Ok, I'll stop you there. I really don't need anything like that. I do all my own in-house training.

Here's the hub of the operation. Working hard as usual.

I'm gluing the phone.

Born in the '30s!

"Yes, I've hit the odd copper. Yes I've enjoyed the old doobie.

- No I mean at the factory. - The factory. Your amazing mind again.

- All right? - The stripper's arrived.

Bit over the top, innit?

- Who's this? - The Corrs, innit.

Sorry. Can I just...? Look at the face. Gareth, look at the face.

And i'd do the drummer, the lead singer, and that one who plays violin.

- Not young. 29. - Oo over the hill.

Oh, god. Cockles. Cocky. The big cock.

Bunsen burner - nice little earner. Hence the...

No I wouldn't. No I wouldn't. No I'd push the brother out of the room, I'll get the other three and I'll bend them all over,

Three or four hours at a time, but, put in the work, but the rewards are obvious.

But nothing ever changes by staying the same.

- So, how's the old car business? - All right.

I'm not orthodox. I don't live by "the rules".