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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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But, hey, that's her journey, you know. I gotta respect that.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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"I'm an accomplished ventriloquist?"

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You framed an Asia poster?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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It's like an unspoken agreement. Yeah.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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He might be an idiot savant...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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It's like getting an eight-track player.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Andy, I owe you an apology, man.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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she's picking me up in an hour.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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for about a half an hour, but...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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That's because I am not an arrogant prick, Andy.

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I just don't want to have an erection anymore.

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Yeah, that's not an option. I don't have sex.

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I mean, look, dude. You think this was an accident?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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That's one thing people do when they have an erection.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

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Until she went down on this guy in an Escalade, I think.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You know what, you don't have an answer for that, do you?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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For like an hour or two a night, when I'm not playing Halo.