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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Where are you going?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I'm sorry, where was I?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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So, where are you going?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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- So, where's Alan? - I sent him to the movies.

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- Jake? - I got new cleats.

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Can I stay here next to you where it's safe?

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Okay. This is new for me.

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You should've thought of that before you taught them to count.

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Here's the deal, Uncle Charlie. I find you attractive.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And I designed a logo,

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And of course, sex is a given.

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and I don't have time to mess around with you.

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Like going to a soccer game at 8:00 am on a Saturday?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Never mix tequila and scotch.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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and somehow become my fault.

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He's here and it's Wednesday.

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You went out last night to return a video.

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It worked for Romeo and Juliet,

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And as God as my witness,

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By the way, we were so sorry to hear about her and Alan.