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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.7s

You should've thought of that before you taught them to count.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.4s

I have two mortgages, private school bills,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.9s

Where are you going?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.8s

And of course, sex is a given.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.3s

I'm sorry, where was I?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.4s

So, where are you going?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.3s

- So, where's Alan? - I sent him to the movies.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

Can I stay here next to you where it's safe?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.7s

You know, most of the parents wear shorts and lots of sunscreen,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.8s

Here's the deal, Uncle Charlie. I find you attractive.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.1s

Curvature of the spine.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.9s

At 8:00 am, I can barely get out of bed to go to the bathroom.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.8s

Of course, that was yesterday.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2s

Someone's a little full of himself.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.8s

A couple of things have changed, I can bring you up to date.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.4s

I'm at the peak of my sexuality,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.7s

Will you get out of here, Bill?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.5s

Of course, you probably know that already.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.8s

I think the next piece of business is to decide on the paper color.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

I think that is really nice of you.