- Hello. - When are you getting back from work?

Gay or not, there's no threat from you, pal.

You're not wanted here, Jeff! Get away from here.

I was talking to Alan about Rod from Shapiro Finance.

So... Colin from Human Resources - would you... would you suck him off?

Get away from the door or I will give you the broom!

'Three days to organise, a lifetime to look back on from our cottage in Dorset.'

'Jeff's apparent mate, who would never try to nick his bird from under his stupid old-fashioned nose.

Yeah, man mess. That's why they're mansize.

They're for men - men's noses, big manly snot.

Oh, Mark, come on, man, let it go.

Well, let's be honest. I suppose the best man won.

I'm starving! It's not fair. You can't make a hungry man jump!

So basically, man is programmed to do two things - kill and knob.

'Man chat topics: footballer Darren Anderton. Figure of ridicule due to repeated injuries.

Do I look like a man who goes to wicked parties? Ask Toni.

I can't believe it, I'm on a double-date with guys from the office.

You ought to be careful wearing tops like that. I am a man, after all.

No need to look like you're sittin' on a brush, man, we're only razzin' ya.

Oh, man, I'm... But listen, this is the perfect time to get back in the game.