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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.8s

Maybe. All over your face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

3.2s

I'd like to see you come up here and say that to my face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

1.8s

Can't we worry about them later?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

1.7s

He's shipping a rickshaw. It can't miss.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.9s

And in a tiny way I almost feel responsible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

1.7s

I'm sorry, we can't take this book back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.7s

I can't sell the book. It's been marked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

1.9s

My friends, a toast.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

3s

-You wanna catch a movie? -I can't. I'm meeting Uncle Leo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.6s

My, isn't this an awkward moment?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.8s

You mean my crime of passion?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.2s

Remember my idea about rickshaws in New York?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2s

What's my name? Could you take me home?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.4s

My uncle's having a little problem with shoplifting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.8s

My fake boyfriend is going through real withdrawals.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.6s

We've had trouble with theft lately and my boss said...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.9s

Yes. My Uncle Leo was caught shoplifting here the other day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

3.6s

Do you know how embarrassing this is to someone in my position?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

4.8s

...filled his head with pseudo-erotic tales of my own opium excursions.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

3.8s

Well, this is the first day of the rest of my life.