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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- You should see somebody. - I called everyone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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What was that last thing? That was pretty good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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He said he didn't care. God, I love that place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Finally. Okay, I need somebody to come over here right away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- No. - Because I hit a whomper last week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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How does that affect me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That's what they tell me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That sounds more like you than me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Sadly, that knowledge could have helped me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, that pear-shaped loser was me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That should be a 14. Let me just...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Considering, I think that's damn good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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So I guess I'm lucky I never tried that myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I mean, look how thin that is. See, that's all surface area.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Could she do that at Kruger? I don't know. I guess.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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And I was in that photo until I broke in here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Does that mean I have to go too?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Oh, hey, and I couldn't find that stockroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You touched my face. I didn't imagine that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That is it. I can't take this anymore.