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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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- No, you don't love me. - No, no, still love. Still love.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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Oh, please. That is the last thing that I want.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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You can see that, right? I mean, look at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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You know what, even if you killed somebody, I wouldn't turn you in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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- That's great. - I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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- But you know me. - I thought I did.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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In fact, she told me that she wishes...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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My friends told me that you were too neurotic...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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Yeah. Not only that, this is what she said to me:

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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Yeah, I don't know what that means.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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I have that magazine article for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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- Yeah, he seems pretty happy. - Well, that's all that counts, I guess.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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She also happened to mention to me that her friend had wondered...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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That's exactly what I said, but I used the word momentum.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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- See, now, that I don't care for. - Right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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- So I could do that? - Sure, go ahead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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- Yeah, that's right. - I hope she's feeling better.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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- Was that a problem for you? - Of course it was problem for me!

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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My stomach aches. My neck is killing me. I can't turn.