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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.6s

Here. Happy birthday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.5s

Okay, I gotta go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.1s

Leave your father alone. It's his birthday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.3s

Boys, I'm retiring.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.2s

- I'm going to Florida for his birthday. - How much?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3s

Well, grab a cigar, boys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.7s

Hey, Morty. Your boy here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

4.2s

Well, as long as I'm up, Dad, I got you a birthday present.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.5s

Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's birthday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.1s

Nice meeting you. I gotta run, Elaine. I'll see you later.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.6s

Oh, it's my neighbor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3s

Yeah. It's all my father's doing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.8s

- Can you cut my meat? - Gladly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.9s

Well, I couldn't find my shoes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.6s

- That's my man. - I'll see you guys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.9s

...to my nonexistent place in the Hamptons.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.2s

It's a Wizard electronic organizer for my dad.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.3s

I mean, after all, you were almost my...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.8s

I've been lying about my income for years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.8s

It's okay. My boyfriend's black. Here he is. See?