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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.9s

Hey, we won the World Series.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

...and I work for a World Series-winning team.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.7s

I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

...into the ashbin of society.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

You know, kind of.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

Of course, absolute zero.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

Fascinating turn of events.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.6s

...and we're out of time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

The last couple of days my mind has been kind of, you know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

What about my dream of dating a doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

Isn't bunk bad? Like, that's a lot of bunk?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

Jerry, so nice of you to come down here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

Jerry, don't freak out. I'll take care of you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

...in which, G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.