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South Park (1997) - S02E04 Comedy

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Ok children, let's take our seats.

South Park (1997) - S02E04 Comedy

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This morning we're going to have a special lecture

South Park (1997) - S02E04 Comedy

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from your school counselor, Mr. Mackee.

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Now, now, who was that? That is not appropriate behavior, mmkay?

South Park (1997) - S02E04 Comedy

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I'm sorry Mr. Mackee, mmkay?

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- Uh, that's ok, just don't let it happen again.

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We won't let it happen again Mr. Mackee, mmkay?

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- Ok, ok, that's fine. - Mmkay?

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Ok.

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No, uh, as your counselor, I'm here to tell you about drugs and alcohol

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and why they're bad, mmkay?

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So, first of all, uh, smoking's bad. You shouldn't smoke.

South Park (1997) - S02E04 Comedy

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And, uh, alcohol is bad. You shouldn't drink alcohol.

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And, uh, as for drugs, well, drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs.

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Ok, that about wraps up my introduction. Now, uh, are there any questions?

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- Yes, Stan. - Why do dogs have cold noses?

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Uh, well, I'm not sure.

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No, uh, let's focus our discussion first on mari-ja-uana.

South Park (1997) - S02E04 Comedy

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Mari-ja-uana's bad. And it also has a very distinct smell, mmkay?

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I'm gonna pass around just a little tiny bit, and I want you all to take a smell