And enjoy festivities including prizes rides, and of course the world famous Running of the Cows.

And now the chairman of Cow Days, Jimbo Kerns!

I don't think I have to remind you that 3 people died in last year's running of the cows.

- Chamber of farts isn't scary at all. - Yeah and the food is terrible!

Now get out to the carnival and enjoy the amazing rides and the wonderful games.

Come one, come all. Chamber of Farts has been fixed and reopened!

What is the thin flap of skin that runs from the base of the penis, to the scrotum?

The winner of the bullriding contest, Ming Li!

the 5000 for the Terrance and Phillip dolls.

Dare you enter the chamber of farts!

And more cows come all the time.

And you're gonna be a part of it. You'll stay at the fabulous Super 7 Hotel on Bernard Road.

Ok everybody, it's time for the running of the cows.

to celebrate and thank the noble gentle cow.

- What's that? - Dare you enter the chamber of farts?

So, the chamber of farts has another victim ay?

- No boys, you need to take him home and let him get plenty of sleep. - Damn it!

Man what the hell kind of carnival company are you?

Although I could've sworn that I have heard of them and they starved to death in my prison.

No dude, I want the Terrance and Phillip dolls up there.