- What the hell is everyone wearing on their heads? - And now, let's hear from the woman of the week,

Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates.

well this may sound off coming from woman with a fetus sticking out of her head,

This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast.

So let's have half of the children on this side, and half the children on that side.

I just wanna be ridiculed, shouted at and made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other.

- That was easy. - Ladies and gentlemen let's hear a round of applause for the new

You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. And besides I hate French people.

Ladies and gentlemen on this 4th day of cojoined twin myslexia week

And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled.

- And the winner is... - Nurse Gollum.

and the brave life she has lived.

And the winner is South Park cows.

Yeah, and if you don't you're a big dumbass European hippie piece of crap.

Mrs. Herman has opened the east wing of the library,

I'm Chef, coach of the South Park cows.

national champions of dodgeball, The South Park Cows!

Let the world champion of dodgeball be decided.

And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as...

I want to make the public aware of her.