Better leave the phone off the hook, dear.

Well, now let me get off my high horse here and hand the reins over, as it were, to my lovely bareback rider.

That's the story of my life.

Back off or Jerk Boy dies!

When she exits the house, I'll turn her off like a switch.

Oh, for the love of my officers, please believe her!

Here are my demands.

Geez how we take it easy with the ammo you're chipping the new paint off my house Sorry Gus seems every crime in the tri-state area over the past week's been traced to that broad in your garage Yeah, no kidding.

My old friend, Irma Jane Cooley.

There goes my one good lung.

Composing always works up my appetite.

I'm gonna go give him a piece of my mind.

Oh no, my grossly misinformed friend, no.

Irma, oh Irma, you are my girlfriend.

I got my lodge meeting at seven.

Keep her out of my tub or you're a dead man.

You, sir, are the most exquisite creature my puny mortal eyes have ever beheld.

Oh, God, she doesn't even know my name.

You know how tear gas stinks up my meat?

Well, Chris, whatever my middle name is, Peterson, has a plan.