I was just starting to work up a sweat.

Chris, that just means the play is about to start.

Oh, Chris!

Chris Peterson?

Just a minute, Chris.

Oh, wait, Chris.

Maybe we better start all over again.

You know, I am more convinced than ever that this broad is rotting your brain.

Oh, don't be offended, Chris.

Chris, wait, please don't go.

Nothing's too good for my hard-working escort.

You know, kid, this whole thing is starting to nauseate me.

You know, whoever designed this coat really had their finger on the pulse of the working man.

I hate to start the night off with a complaint, but this is not the escort experience that I paid for.

Now, uh, at the risk of starting the day off on a rather ugly note, may I kindly inquire, did someone kill a skunk in here?

Boy, it's funny, things just happen so fast in my life.

Geez, I've never seen so much crap in all my life.

Just a minute.

Have a good time.

Saw a free play.