Must kill and eat Chris.

And now you have no one to beat up, except young Master Chris.

When he returns to the present, the kid had become the evil fascist ruler of the world, enslaving millions.

That would be a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad thing for Chris to do.

Uh, a relative.

A few watches.

A little sundial.

A little time.

Gee, this guy's not only a psycho, he's a pervert!

I am a girl.

Kind of like being a security guard at a volleyball game.

It was a judgment call.

That's such a sad story.

Hey, that's a good idea.

You look like a girl.

She looks a tad hungry.

A cover of Time magazine.

I was a lonely woman until you came looking for a place to live.

Come on, give mama a kiss.

Hey, that's a good idea, mister.