There isn't really a tiger in this box, but doesn't it look exactly like there could be a tiger in this box?

Elsewhere in the news, Charo thrills a sold-out house at the Greek

Let's waltz our way out of this sewer of petty distrust and closed-mindedness.

That'll get him out in a hurry, and it's damn tasty on deer, too.

Geez, it's funny how everything seems to work out okay in the end, isn't it?

By the time we learn in a couple of months we got the wrong broad, this whole affair will have blown over.

oh damn no this is all wrong oh my hat of the month selection i specifically requested the alternate this month the charming yet provincial peruvian gaucho hat this is the eighth derby i've gotten in a row well try as you might they just won't let you quit

stare at you all night what the hell i got no place else to go but i swear if you so much as lay a finger on me i'll rip your throat out so fast it'll be screaming uncle in my fist you know when you talk like that it is so hard for me to believe that you are a hardened criminal i mean you talk like every other girl i date just a little dash of my grandmother thrown in