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Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Meg, finish your pancakes.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Meg, you don't need to change the way you look.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Brain implant, Meg. Every father's got one.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Come on. This thing goes up to 90.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Don't touch the thermostat, Meg. Your father gets upset.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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And the prize goes to The von Trapp Family Singers!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Meg, honey, can you pass the fired-my-ass-for-negligence?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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I have nothing to say to you, Peter.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Lie to her. It's okay to lie to women. They're not people like us.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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As the man, I order you to give me permission to go to this party.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Peter, you may have to return that money to the taxpayers.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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It's your job to watch for toys that could be hazardous to kids.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

2.6s

"on which we used to rely?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

1.6s

He's going to a stag party.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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...to watch a game of football!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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- Madden to Fox Security. - Go ahead.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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This court will come to order.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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"He's a family guy"

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Where's the other guy?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Who wants to play Drink The Beer?