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American Pie (1999)

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- Dad. - He's not one of those nerdy guys but--

American Pie (1999)

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- Want a partner. Good. Good. - Of course.

American Pie (1999)

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- ♪ Calling ♪ - This just got a hell of a lot better.

American Pie (1999)

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You did a hell of a lot better than I did with Nadia.

American Pie (1999)

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I did a fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger.

American Pie (1999)

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Give me a break. You're so full of it.

American Pie (1999)

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Do you want to hear a nasty story of mine?

American Pie (1999)

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I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot of work!

American Pie (1999)

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As a matter of fact, it is true. The guy's huge!

American Pie (1999)

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Now, don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away,

American Pie (1999)

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They're just a little more risqué than tales of band camp.

American Pie (1999)

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and I'll tell a couple of girls that you're dynamite in bed."

American Pie (1999)

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♪ I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral ♪

American Pie (1999)

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You see, Hal is going through a... rite of passage, much like you all are.

American Pie (1999)

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But you have to keep it a secret and return it at the end of the year.

American Pie (1999)

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♪ Going to get a set of better clubs, going to find the kind with tiny nubs ♪