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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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He called six times yesterday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

3.2s

I'm getting out of town. I'm gonna visit Madeline for the weekend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- Hello? - You have a collect call from-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Bobby, you gotta stop calling your gammy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Well, then we should call you T-Bone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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It's your grandson Bobby. Why haven't you called?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Yup, yup. Okay. Goodbye, Bobby. Don't call anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Because sometimes you call very early in the morning...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Yeah. Don't ever call me or hire me again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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...then they wouldn't be able to call me Koko anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- In fact, you might as well call me- - That sounds good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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The distance, the longing, the distance, the-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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The nickname.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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The girlfriend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Disinfectant on the blinds, vacuuming the couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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The rest is-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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It's the same.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Koko, the monkey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Is this the suicide talk, or the nickname talk?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I must be at the nexus of the universe.