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South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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You may someday be doctors, or lawyers, or scientists.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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who wants to be a doctor or a lawyer, but is still getting his degree?

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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The spirit of the dragon is in your hands.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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to buy the sweetest big-screen TV in the world.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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- Oh, everybody in the world saw it. - Everyone in the world?

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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Fight back. Resist the ass!

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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with the jigsaw over there.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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- What the... - Here they are!

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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Okay. So, just to set the record straight here, the fight will be happening

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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I wanna touch the sky, Richard.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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with the belt sander, didn't I?

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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Okay, the time has finally come.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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apply the Oppenheimer technique with Tweek, here.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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in the future are very, well, good.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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who is the biggest troublemaker in your class?

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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Welcome to Home Ec. For the next week,

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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Craig, what the hell are you doing home?

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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- every day of the week. - Well, that's fine.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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Well, I can't. I left the oven on.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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out by the tetherball pole at 3:30.