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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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...how much I appreciate this. I mean, of course, I deserve it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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- Hey. - How are you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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How are things going?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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I can't shake your hand right now. Germs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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I'm afraid I'm just not interested in how I present myself.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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I'll tell you how things are going. I am getting kicked...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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I'm not gonna be nice. That's how I got the job.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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The reason I asked you in here is I caught your appearance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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It's so terrible, Jake. I mean, how can people be so stupid?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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Well, I guess your messiah would be the Antichrist.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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How you doing there, big guy?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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...how much you mean to me...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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You wanna know how things are going?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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...of your massive ego.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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See how it all evens out for me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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- ...with your company. - I'm sorry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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Hey, baby, how about a little tongue action, huh?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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- To your promotion. - Oh, thank you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E22 The Opposite

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Stick your tongue down his throat.