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The Simpsons (1989) - S05E09 Comedy

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And your scalp and posture seem fine.

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"And I-- " Uh-oh.

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and suffers virtually no guilt.

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"And stopped me from something "

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Homer Simpson and Mindy Simmons.

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E09 Comedy

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Stop that! I love my wife and family.

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E09 Comedy

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This year's King and Queen of Energy are...

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E09 Comedy

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Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable grades...

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Keep him away from open flames and pregnant women.

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E09 Comedy

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" Oh, Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking "

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E09 Comedy

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[ Man ] And now the moment you've been waiting for.

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E09 Comedy

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But then I think about Marge and the kids.

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E09 Comedy

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at the secret affairs of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush and Clinton.

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and in our American democracy, everyone is innocent until proven guilty.

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E09 Comedy

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And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain.

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But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV.

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E09 Comedy

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Let's have a little quality time together, just you and me.

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''Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger.''

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TV's there, bathroom's there, and there's your king-sized bed for--

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Beat me, and you will be beating one of your own.