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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I've come to the conclusion that there are certain friends in your life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Someone says, Get out of my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...in any walk of life, under any circumstance...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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That's impossible. I'd rather lie to him the rest of my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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And then you get to put your sauce and sprinkle your cheese.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Can you conduct your business...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I mean, I'm your biggest fan.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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And that doesn't affect your appetite?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Oh, yeah, sure. Keep your money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping-Pong?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What? - I gave your ticket to Horneck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You get to make your own pie.

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Best friend? I've never been to your apartment.

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So I thought you were tutoring your nephew.

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Looks like your belt is digesting a small animal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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A pizza place where you make your own pie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Well, it's your phone. He wanted to talk to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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One day, you'll beg me to make your own pie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So are you going to introduce me to your nephew?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...is to pretend you're hosting your own little talk show.