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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

3.4s

I even had to cancel a round of golf with the secretary of state.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

1.3s

That's even better.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

1.4s

Well, they better think again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2.1s

-Now that's better. -All right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2.1s

Henry, can I get out of here now?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

3s

Yeah, let's just get the hell out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2.7s

-Couldn't get Kramer's blood out of it? -No. The engine clotted.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2.5s

-I'm not paying for that. -All right, just get out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

4.1s

...it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2.4s

George is getting suspicious.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

3.6s

...it's a lot better than hanging out here with the nocturnal dirt people.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

1.1s

Well, we gotta get moving.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

1.2s

Where'd you get the bricks?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2.2s

-Quick. Get in. -Oh, no, no, no.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

3.1s

But let's see them get by these bricks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2.9s

Oh, yeah. As long as I stop getting mail.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2.4s

-I'm gonna get going. -Have fun at the family reunion.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2.4s

-They're getting me a new Saab. -What about your old car?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

3s

Keep the van and just get a bumper sticker that says:

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

3s

I'm just trying to get a reading on my dashboard compass.