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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E09 The Deal

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I was watching women in the department store trying on clothes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E09 The Deal

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And I notice that they do it differently from men.

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Women don't try on the clothes, they get behind the clothes.

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They take a dress off the rack...

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...and they hold it up against themself.

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They can tell something from this.

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They stick one leg way out.

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They need to know, If someday I'm one-legged at a 45-degree angle...

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...what am I gonna wear?

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You never see a man do that, see a guy take a suit off the rack...

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...put his head in the neck, go, What about this suit? I'll get it. Looks fine.

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Put some shoes by the bottom of the pants. I want to make sure.

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Perfect. Now, what if I'm walking? Move the shoes, move the shoes.

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Move the shoes.

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What are you doing?

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All right. All right.

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What's the matter with that? What about that one?

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Robert Vaughn, The Helsinki Formula?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E09 The Deal

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He was good in Man From U.N. C.L.E.

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Guess whose birthday is coming up soon.