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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Every muscle she touches just oozes...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...and after every sip, he would go:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's like going to Idaho and eating carrots.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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See, I get the wrist going side to side and:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- So where do you wanna go? - Go? Why go anywhere?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Oh, Jer, I gotta go. I gotta go.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I'll go. - Okay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So I go into this clothing store, and the saleswoman is wearing this...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Can we go? - So soon?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Elaine, what is going on?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I gotta go after her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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What's going on in your mind?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I should go talk to her.

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And she rubs long and deep.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I'm getting out of here. - Fine, go.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I've got to. I've got to. - You're going now?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Ellis. - Ellis? You might as well go with Alex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Look, it's no secret what's going on between us.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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All right, here we go. Let me get the door.