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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

4.3s

Understand, we love you like a son, but even parents have limits.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

1.7s

Dad, it's me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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I don't know what you mean.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Certainly. How long would you like us to hold it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

3s

-You don't like the van? -No, no, no. It's just hypothetically.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

3s

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna make love to your mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

4.6s

Hey, you like sending out catalogs? How do you like getting them back?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

1.7s

I'd like you to meet someone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2s

Do you like golf, Mr. Kramer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-You're going like that? -It's creative black tie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

1.4s

You never called me back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

1.7s

You ditched me. That's twice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

1.8s

Besides, you had a summer me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

1.7s

You wanna trade me an undershirt?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2s

You can just call me Henry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

4s

You and Puddy and this new guy in a big pot of love stew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

4.3s

Hey, hey, hey. I met this guy. And it was like this...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2.4s

I was jealous. It felt he was the summer me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

3.2s

-We're cutting you loose. -You're cutting me loose?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2.8s

You dumped me for some idiotic TV pitchman?