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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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So I was in the drugstore trying to get a cold medication. You ever try this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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It's an entire wall of medications.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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All right, all right, okay. What the hell am I...?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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This is quick-acting, but this is long-lasting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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When do I need to feel good? Now or later?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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It's a tough question.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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Then the commercials on TV show you what's wrong with the guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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They always show you the problems. They show you the human body...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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...which is usually this guy:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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No face, mouth open.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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This is how drug companies see the public.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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And he's always in, like, a certain pain.

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Like, red, wavy lines are going through him...

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...or he's glowing. Parts of him are on fire sometimes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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Lightning is attacking him.

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I never had a doctor say, Are you having pain?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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Are you having any lightning with the pain?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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How did you get fleas?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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My cousin's imbecile dog was outside and they got in his carpet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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Maybe you could get yourself a little bow tie flea collar.