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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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The tuxedo is a woman's view that men are all the same.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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We might as well dress them that way.

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To me, a wedding is the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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...and some guy.

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The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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...because they know that men are undependable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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So in case the groom chickens out...

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...everybody takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.

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That's why the wedding vow isn't, Do you take Bill Simpson?

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It's, Do you take this man?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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Leave a message. I'l cal you back. Thanks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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Jerry? Joe Davola.

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I have a hair on my tongue.

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Can't get it off.

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You know how much I hate that?

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Of course you do. You put it there.

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I know what you said about me, Seinfeld.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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I know you bad-mouthed me to the execs at NBC.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

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Put the kibosh on my deal.

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Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you.