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The Simpsons (1989) - S01E08 Comedy

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Bart, assume the position.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E08 Comedy

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That's " B-A-R-E" hands.

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You know, Bart, when I was your age,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E08 Comedy

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I pulled a few boners.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E08 Comedy

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But I think you'll find that people are pretty decent...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E08 Comedy

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- if you give them half-- - Look! There it is--

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E08 Comedy

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- The head! - Kill him!

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E08 Comedy

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They got us cornered, boy. We'll never get away. Give me the head.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E08 Comedy

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No, Dad. This whole thing was my fault.

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- You run along. - Son, we're in this mess together.

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No matter how tempting it might be,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E08 Comedy

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I can't let my only boy get ripped limb from limb by a bloodthirsty mob.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E08 Comedy

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- Aw, Dad. - We'll die together, like a father and son should.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E08 Comedy

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Look. Now we've got 'em.

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- Hey, that's Homer Simpson. - And his kid, Bart.

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- Let's kill them! -Bring 'em out!

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- off the kid, man. Off him! - Kill Bart!

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- Kill Homer! - Let's kill this guy!

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Murderous mob, I beg you to spare our lives.

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At least until you've heard the story of how we ended up...