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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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...with the bucket of water last night.

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...then I found them dead in a pool of water.

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No way.

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...because the water was making the room too cold.

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...of a nuclear war and the only way the conflict could be averted...

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And if you think I'm gonna let a couple of dead birds get in our way...

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...of Mrs. Onassis'

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Of course. They're polyester.

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...about the importance of player morale.

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- Oh, of course. Polyester! - So?

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And now, continuing with the talent portion of the competition...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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Oh, that's very sweet of you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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...you'll congenial yourself right out of the contest.

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Well, that's it. She's out of the pageant.

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That's a hell of a plan. Listen-

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...a lot of ceremonies wouldn't get past:

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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But I've been talking to some of the guys...

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- You really think cotton is better? - Of course.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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Of course, Jackie O was a great lady.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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Well, I have no intention of getting grace.