["Stand in the Place Where You Live"]

Living in a zoo can be very sad.

You've got about 30 seconds to make this deal or I'm out of here.

Now face the ground, direction unknown I see heaven now

It's so cool.

My first plane ride.

And to such a neat place, too.

Iraq.

It was so nice of my daddy to suggest it.

He says it's the Disneyland of the Middle East.

Boy, how they're gonna bow and scrape and kiss my pinky ring when they hear I'm from America.

Nature calls.

Too many free sprites.

Boy, they sure make these bathroom doors complicated.

Luckily, I'm not an idiot, otherwise I couldn't get it open.

Geez, the guy before me left the fan on.

What an inconsiderate bastard.

I'm starting to get a feeling that maybe this is a little too big to be a bathroom.

And that was a weird way to spell bathroom on that door back there.

What was it?