the blow job tug of war.

that the South doesn't win the war, and the South still didn't win the war, dip...!

Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie. Two A+ students in a cloning war.

Stanley the Vietnam war was war. There weren't galloping steeds or singing birds or logrides.

That's where the Civil War really escalated.

Maybe the cold war isn't about hate.

is like the war in Northern Ireland.

Why the hell not? We're at war.

declaring the Confederacy winners of the Civil War.

- What? - The North still won the Civil War!

Were Sean's friends cold war conscientious objectors...

That war was hell on everybody.

...to hunger, disease, pollution, even war.

Dude, the Civil War re-enactment is tomorrow.

- They lose the war! - The South is gonna win!

...Charlotte prepared to launch a full-out war.

No! I've been re-enacting this war

Satan, what about your involvement in the Gulf War?

partially in thanks to the North winning the Civil War.

that's how wars get started! - Sorry Officer Buttbaby.