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The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Love, Homer J. Simpson.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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- Yeah, Dad. We love you. - Yeah.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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How could you think of killing yourself? We love you.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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on your butt and stuffin' your face, they'd take them on a tour of your house.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Take your seat, Bart.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Your father's gone too!

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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just for your principles?

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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I'm Smilin'joe Fission, your atomic tour guide...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Well, everything. Your dip sign, for instance.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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I've had just about enough of your tomfoolery.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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To your right, if you look through this window,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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so you won't scrape yourself or stub your toes...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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But you can't depend on me all your life.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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So, I want you all to be on your best behavior,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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You don't mean you're going to take on your old bosses.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Your first duty will be to step out on the balcony...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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- Hey, Bart, our dad says your dad is incompetent. - What does incompetent mean?