Of course. Cats.

but Matthew can't go because of his...cats.

when you're taking care of 16 stray cats.

Vacation spas for cats. That sort of thing.

You've worn out another copy of Alley Cat.

see what kind of breed of cat we're dealing with here.

Really. One of your cats has a troubling cough?

It's a musical version of A Tale of Two Cities.

my cat fell 10 stories out of an apartment building,

Anything from fairy tales to mythology.

because he thought one of his cats was on the verge of learning to speak?

A cautionary tale or a grim portent of things to come?

That's okay. I can get plenty of cat naps here at the office.

I guess this fairy tale gets an unhappy ending.

If I believed in fairy tales, I wouldn't have dropped out of kindergarten.

But he's also just the kind of prankster who would cut off both his arms and his legs and most of his torso so he could fit into a cat suit.

No, it's my obvious lack of patience for little geek wussy boys who dress up like carpet salesmen and wear cologne that smells like cat urine.