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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.8s

For the love of God. Haven't any of you ever been in a cult before?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.2s

Chris, this is a big day for you. The day you become the man of the house.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.1s

I know that for some of you, your motor skills are not developed.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.5s

The man in white. Of course.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

1.5s

Not before the rest of us!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.3s

Holy crap! It's The Children of the Corn!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3s

Children, the time of ascension has arrived.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.6s

Hey, Lois, look. The two symbols of the Republican party...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

1.5s

I must prepare for my journey.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.4s

Meg, that's it. This day is more for your mom than it is for Stewie.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.8s

Everything's all set for Stewie's birthday party.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.5s

Now, Chris, we're not here for fun.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.4s

Bravo, Peter. You are the Spalding Gray of crap.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

1.8s

I want to get the hell out of here!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.4s

Them boys rassled for a full five minutes before the manager stepped in.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3s

I'm looking for a guy to entertain the kids at my son's birthday.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.3s

The ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.3s

He's upstairs, resting up for his big day.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.6s

He must be the hired professional of whom they spoke.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.5s

Here we are. "Come to Managua, the Mecca of mercenaries. "