Attention everyone, Donald will be here shortly.

Larry, did Chris ever mention our short attention span?

I'm not looking for a short-term solution here.

Thank you for seeing me on such short notice, Dr. Kramer.

- Nobody asked you, Your Royal Shortness. - Yeah, Dot. What do you know?

In a few short hours, this place will be crawling with Petersons.

Repeat, Donald, the successful genius and probably invented this very megaphone, will be here shortly.

Get lost, you psycho, before I beat you to a bloody pulp while my partner here films it.

And that's why, just a few short months ago, when my minister needed some money for a new space heater for his trailer, I handed the guy ten bucks.

For Michael Jackson's latest music video, he got a little help from his friends, Eddie Murphy, Magic Johnson, and Iman Guest Star in the King of Pops new music film, Remember the Time, directed by John Singleton of Boys in the Hood.

You're ugly and you're doughy and you're bursting with love like some kind of rancid wedding cake that was left out in a terrible rainstorm by a drifter who's smelling named Hank who lives in a storm drain and he wears five pairs of pants even though it's summertime and he'd be much more comfortable wearing five pairs of shorts.