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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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I would rather have a catheter the size of a garden hose...

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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with Mom's name on it.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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Get with the program, Bundy.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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Whoops. They want someone with experience.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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to the guy with the tranquilizer gun.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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What's wrong with you getting a second job?

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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Don't you think you should check with Al?

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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to watch her show with their mouths open,

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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Would you like some floss with that, Steve?

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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I did not have two children checking with Al.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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you can walk away with some nice pin money.

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You know, I have a bone to pick with you, Al.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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I would rather rip off my nose with a can opener.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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[DOOR SLAMS]

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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Nuh!

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Peg!

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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Dinner!

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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Peg no home.

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She go shop. We no eat.

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Kelly, why don't you cook up old Dad something to eat?