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Club Paradise (1986)

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- Civil war? - Civil war?

Club Paradise (1986)

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- Where's your subtlety? - Where's your blood pressure? Putz.

Club Paradise (1986)

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forced them to drink blood through a severed sheep's penis...

Club Paradise (1986)

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as the official representative of her Britannic Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II...

Club Paradise (1986)

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Okay. Don't bust a blood vessel. You want a stroke? A stroke is this.

Club Paradise (1986)

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I did have something official that I wanted to discuss with you in private.

Club Paradise (1986)

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First hint of a war and they start running like frightened children.

Club Paradise (1986)

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Forgive me, but I thought most of your official duties consisted of a lot of this.

Club Paradise (1986)

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No need to panic, it's just in case there's a civil war today.

Club Paradise (1986)

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Listen, buddy, I'm trying to stop a war, okay? Give me a break.

Club Paradise (1986)

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You and Ernest go off and start the war. I'll be there shortly with a nuclear weapon.